I get really bugged about very small things and it’s very annoying
but I still don’t think I’d change that about myself

at least shelly has a good sense humour

“i would like one xbox one”

“sir it is just called xbox one”

“yes i would like one”

“no sir it is called xbox one”

“yes please give me one xbox”

“no sir xbox one”

“i know please may i purchase one”

“sorry sir it is called the xbox one”

“i know it is my friends already have one”

“no they dont sir it’s called the xbox one”

“yes one xbox one please”

“sir u dont understand”

i am predicting low sales of this new console

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Anonymous asked: "if I don’t ask cute girl out tomorrow I want you all to shout nasty things at me" - So?

i posted a thing yesterday saying i’d extend it to friday

but we all know it’s never really going to happen because that would require even the TINIEST bit of courage or self confidence

i permit you to shout the nasty things

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